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Enjoy these funny “Yo Mamma” jokes:

* Yo momma’s so dumb when she saw under 17 not admitted sign she went home and got 16 friends
* Yo momma’s so old one of her pets was on on Noahs Ark
* Yo momma’s so ugly for Halloween she trick or treats on the phone
* Yo momma’s so dumb she passed by YMCA and said hey look they spelled MACYs wrong
* Yo momma’s so poor people rob her house for practice
* Yo momma’s so old her birth certificate is in Roman numerals
* Yo momma’s so dumb she failed a survey
* Yo momma’s so dumb she fell up the stairs
* Yo momma’s so dumb she asked for a price check at the dollar store
* Yo momma’s so dumb she invented a silent car alarm
* Yo momma’s so dumb her brain cells are on the endangered species list
* Yo momma’s so dumb her shoes say TGIF – toes go in front
* Yo momma’s so dumb I found her peaking over a glass wall to see what was on the other side
* Yo momma’s so dumb I said lets go to the superbowl and she ran and got a spoon
* Yo momma’s so dumb I saw her jumping up and down asked what she was doing and she said she drank a bottle of medicine and forgot to shake it
* Yo momma’s so dumb I saw her walking down the street yelling into an envelope asked what she was doing and she said sending a voice mail
* Yo momma’s so dumb I think its a new world record
* Yo momma’s so dumb I told her Christmas was just around the corner and she went looking for it
* Yo momma’s so dumb I told her drinks were on the house so she went and got a ladder
* Yo momma’s so dumb I told her I was reading a book by Homer and she asked if I had anything written by Bart
* Yo momma’s so nasty a skunk smelled her butt and passed out
* Yo momma’s so lazy she’s got a remote control just to operate her remote

That’s all for now cause I got bored writing them all down, but i will try 2 add more!!