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A Funny List Of  New Computer Viruses:

• ADAM AND EVE VIRUS – Takes a couple of bytes out of your Apple.
• AIRBAG VIRUS – Can only cause harm if you are a petite computer operator who sits too close to the screen. Provides a handy ON-OFF switch in most current release.
• AT&T VIRUS – Every three minutes it tells you what great service you are getting.
• Bill Clinton Virus v 2.0 – It tells you it’s executing any program you want, whether or not it’s on your computer.
• Birthday Virus – Keeps advancing your clock by another year.
• CHILD VIRUS – It constantly does annoying things, but is too cute to get rid of.
• DIET VIRUS – Allows your hard drive to lose weight by eliminating the FAT table.
• DISNEY VIRUS – Everything in the computer goes Goofy.
• George W. Bush virus v 1.0 – Doesn’t do anything, but you can’t get rid of it until November.
• HEALTH CARE VIRUS – Tests your system for a day, finds nothing wrong, and sends you a bill for $4,500.
• HURRICANE VIRUS – It blows away all your files, then tells you the government will help you rebuild them.
• Jiminy Cricket Virus – Changes your Zip disk into a Zip-A-Dee-Doo-Dah disk.
• MARTHA STEWART VIRUS – Takes all your files, sorts them by category and folds them into cute little doilies to be displayed on your desktop.
• Mom Virus – Places a phone call to your mother every time you click on an adult website.
• Oprah Winfrey Virus – Your 200MB hard drive suddenly shrinks to 80MB, and then slowly expands back to 200MB.
• SPICE GIRL VIRUS – Has no real function, but makes a pretty desktop.
• THE PRISON VIRUS- It locks up your system.