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Crazy questions that have crazy answers or mabye no answer at all!! They are so funny and a way to kill time! Enjoy..

• Can you cry under water?
• How old are you before it can be said you died of old age?
• If nobody buys a ticket to a movie do they still show it?
• Do penguins have knees?
• Why did Sally sell seashells on the seashore when you can just pick them up anyway?
• Why are both of Spongebob’s parents round like sea sponges while he is square like a kitchen sponge?
• Does a two-humped camel store more water than a one-humped camel?
• If you pamper a cow, do you get spoiled milk?
• Why is it that if someone yells “duck” they are helping you, but if they yell “chicken” they are insulting you?
• If the FBI breaks your door down do they have to pay for it?
• You know the signs on restaurant doors? No Shirt, No Shoes, No Service? what if someone goes in with No Pants? Would the restaurant still have to serve them?
• If an African elephant comes to America, is it an African-American elephant?
• If a doctor suddenly died while doing surgery, would the other doctors work on the doctor or the patient?
• Why do we sing “Rock a bye baby” to lull our little ones to sleep when the song is about putting your baby in a tree and letting the wind crash the cradle to the ground?
• Why do we say we’re head over heels when we’re happy? Isn’t that the way we normally are?
• If the Wicked Witch of the West melts in water… how did she ever bathe?
• If bald people work as chefs in a restaurant,do they have to wear hairnets?
• If there’s a wheelchair-bound comedian, is it still called “stand-up”?
• Do people who use sign language see little hands in their head when they think about what somebody said, or do they hear the words in their head?
• Why does it say “shake well” on ketchup bottles, but not ketchup packets?
• What shape is the sky?

If you have any funny answers then please comment.. cya!